The First Time I Wanted To Punch Someone

Written by  //  May 13, 2012  //  MEMORIES  //  No comments


I was in nursery at church. It was snack time. A man came around handing out cookies. He held mine out to me and then, as I reached for it, pulled it back with a little swirl and a tricky sounding “Ah, ah, ah!” He thought he was clever. “What a good trick,” I’m sure he chuckled to himself, “I can make a 2-year-old think I’m going to hand him a cookie and then renege at the last moment.”

Oh how clever you are, simple man. And oh how I wanted to punch you in the tooth with my little knuckle…




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